"Deep Impact"

I guess I'd like to publically apologize for the pain and suffering the alteration of my blog address has caused the grillions of people that have contacted myself or Wendy or others FLIPPING OUT about "what's wrong with Melissa's blog."

I think I'm flattered that you all pay so much attention, all the while concerned for your well being. IT'S ONLY A BLOG PEOPLE, SIMMER DOWN, YEESH!

Please take comfort in knowing that now that the couch is spelled correctly, I can't forsee any future need to upset the delicate mental/emotional balance of your lives by making further alterations in The Red Couch's location in blogerdom.

You may now exhale. :)