It appears as though we’ve reached a breakthrough. The perfume/cologne conundrum has been deciphered.
Ladies and Gentlemen prefer Gentlemen and Ladies who are smelly
Now, what I don’t want to occur as a result of my research findings is this: I walk into the career class ABF room on Sunday morning and it smells like a W.M.D. filled with smelly just landed.
So a word to the wise – men who have now discovered they win points with ladies for wearing cologne – go easy on the juice until you figure out what you’re doing and maybe check with a trusted source to aid your maiden voyage to the cologne counter. Otherwise the converse effect of that which you seek will assuredly ensue.
Oh, and I almost forgot, one final word – SEE, I TOLD YOU SO!
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"it smells like a W.M.D. filled with smelly just landed" -- HA!
So, wait - not only do we need to start wearing cologne, but we can't be trusted to wear the right cologne?? Argh. This is why we don't!
Oh, and my final word: NERTZ!
LOL..my thought...if there's a lady bugging you that you don't want around wear a totaly wrong cologne and too much of it... if she sneezes a lot you've got it just right..
Mup - don't ocd - it was only a suggestion, from caramel,you can reach nothing but new heights, my friend! :)
CEW - nice strategy, but I'd also recommend a bloody ax to seal the deal
recommending a "bloody ax" doesn't seem like something I'd expect in a *Family Friendly Venue*
;-)
Shut up, Marshall :)
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